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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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