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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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