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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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