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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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