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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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