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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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