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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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