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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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