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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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