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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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