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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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