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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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