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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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