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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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