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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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