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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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