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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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