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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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