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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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