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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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