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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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