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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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