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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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