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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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