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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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