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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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