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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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