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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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