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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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