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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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