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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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