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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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