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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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