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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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