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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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