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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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