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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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