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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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