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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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