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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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