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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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