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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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