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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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