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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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