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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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