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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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