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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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