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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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