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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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