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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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